Ahhh, the joys of having a "UFO" website...

Hi all,

Due to my having a UFO TV series website, I get my fair share of
e-mails regarding UFO's -- a subject that I'm not that interested in.
Here's one I received today.... weird!

Marc

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Date: Mon, 2 Oct 2000 14:12:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: carol kennedy
Subject: UFO
To: [hidden email]

BEEN SIGHTING UFOS FOR THE PAST WEEK. RED BLUE, WHITE
FLASHING LIGHT. ALSO ALIEN BEINGS OF OUT OF BODY
NATURE. HARMONIC VOICES. BEAMS OF LIGHT BEAMING DOWN
ON ME IN HOUSE. FREQUENT HUMMING SOUNDS OVER HOUSE.
WORRIED
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Sorry Marc, That was me. Its my hobby to walk around (Mostly in Rural
areas) with my Red Blue and White flashing light baseball hat and sit on
peoples front lawns on my Sit and Spin (Children's toy, in which you...oh
never mind) I also enjoy singing during this (Usually the X Files theme but
any old boring FBI show theme will do)

I finish up by climbing on the roof with my kazoo for a few verses of Zip A
Dee Do Dah.

Again, its just a hobby, why are all of you looking at me like that?

: -)

Have fun in the UK. I have some tapes for you, if my act is together this
week I'll get them out to you! (I mean my driving to the Post Office act,
not my spinning Kazoo act!)

At 09:52 PM 02-10-2000, you wrote:
As are we that we might meet you in real life.

Don't know about anyone else, but when I see red white and blue lights they
are usually attached to an emergency or police vehicle.

I think you should reply by letting them know that UFOs invariably blow up
24 hours after entering the earth's atmosphere anyway. Besides, unless they
live in some remote piece of countryside just outside London, they probably
won't see any real UFO action.


See you in Coventry, if you are going...

Simon

Simon Wickes Burlington, NJ, USA
[hidden email] [AIM: Poduler]

TV Century 21 - the Gerry Anderson home page:
http://www.TVCentury21.com **NEW URL**

Marc Martin forwarded:

>BEAMS OF LIGHT BEAMING DOWN ON ME IN HOUSE. FREQUENT HUMMING SOUNDS OVER
>HOUSE.
>WORRIED

And well she should be, though possibly not for the reasons she supposes.

I don't get any fun stuff like that through *my* website. The best I can do
is the occasional strange note I get from someone who has found my Eroica
website or list and misread the name as "erotica". Usually seems to be men
in the Middle East who want me to send them pornography; they must be
starved for it over there.

- Lisa
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Lisa Williams: [hidden email] or [hidden email]
Lisa's Video Frame Capture Library: http://lcw.simplenet.com/

Boy, all the dumb people!

Everybody knows that Straker shot all the UFOs down back in the 70's.
They only go to Mars these days as its safer.
The only UFO on Earth is the one in the SHADO museum, next to the stuffed
Dr. Jackson.

shheeesh.

John D'Alton Infosystems Innovator, Network Overdrive
[hidden email]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are
crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Phil Merkel wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Lisa Williams wrote:

> I don't get any fun stuff like that through *my* website. The best I can do
> is the occasional strange note I get from someone who has found my Eroica
> website or list and misread the name as "erotica". Usually seems to be men
> in the Middle East who want me to send them pornography; they must be
> starved for it over there.

LOL! Only weird posts I get are from people who, for some remarkable
reason, think I am Roddy Piper. <shrug> Go figure .....

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Marc wrote...

Hi all,

Due to my having a UFO TV series website, I get my fair share of
e-mails regarding UFO's -- a subject that I'm not that interested in.
Here's one I received today.... weird!

Strange people. Gotta be a hoax every one knows the lights on top of a UFO
are large round and GREEN!
Or coud be these people who posted you Marc, are some of those "cross eyed
hillbillies" that Bishop referres to in his appearance on Space Cadets?<g>

John D'Alton wrote...

> Boy, all the dumb people!
>
> Everybody knows that Straker shot all the UFOs down back in the 70's.

With the help of his "international band of heros" and actually I think it
was in the 80's all the shooting took place. :-)

> They only go to Mars these days as its safer.

LOL

> The only UFO on Earth is the one in the SHADO museum, next to the stuffed
> Dr. Jackson.

Presumably in the next case is the pickled Alec Freeman?

Lisa wrote about the worried UFO spotter.

And well she should be, though possibly not for the reasons she supposes.

LOL

I don't get any fun stuff like that through *my* website. The best I can do
is the occasional strange note I get from someone who has found my Eroica
website or list and misread the name as "erotica".

<snort>

Usually seems to be men
in the Middle East who want me to send them pornography; they must be
starved for it over there.

Perhaps we should send these men The Fat Fettucine Mama.....you game
Suzanne?

Simon wrote...I think you should reply by letting them know that UFOs
invariably blow up
24 hours after entering the earth's atmosphere anyway.

So how come there is one in the Shado Museum???

Besides, unless they
live in some remote piece of countryside just outside London, they probably
won't see any real UFO action.

I don't know why Carol Kennedy just doesn't invite the aliens round for
drinks.

Sheila

Still UFO Crazy crazy crazy crrraaazzzzy!



- --

Sheila

Still UFO Crazy crazy crazy crrraaazzzzy!

In message <003701c02d12$998a1ac0$fa37883e@pbncomputer>, Sheila Holton-
Brown <[hidden email]> writes

>John D'Alton wrote...
>
>

>> The only UFO on Earth is the one in the SHADO museum, next to the stuffed
>> Dr. Jackson.

Hey, I've got him in my basement!!!
>
>Presumably in the next case is the pickled Alec Freeman?

And the well-preserved Lt Ellis?
>
>Lisa wrote about the worried UFO spotter.
>
<snip>
Probably. I'm not sure what people of the Muslim faith say about
pornography. Must ask my Islamic acupuncture fella with the two wives
next time I see him.
>
>Perhaps we should send these men The Fat Fettucine Mama.....you game
>Suzanne?

I'll just bring my thyroid version of X50 and I can sort them out that
way;-)

<snip>

Sheliah sayeth:

>I don't know why Carol Kennedy just doesn't invite the aliens round for
>drinks.

ROTFL!!! You know, I think Alec had the right idea in the first place.
>

--
Suzanne Sutherland
The Fat Fetuccine Mama

In message <v04210101b5feeba09c55@[10.0.0.2]>, Marc Martin
<[hidden email]> writes
>Hi all,
>
>Due to my having a UFO TV series website, I get my fair share of
>e-mails regarding UFO's -- a subject that I'm not that interested in.
>Here's one I received today.... weird!

I think she's been watching that Christopher Walken movie, Communion,
too much. Next thing she'll be telling you is that she's been inside a
spacecraft getting a strange internal examination, if you know what I
mean.

--
Suzanne Sutherland
La Grande

At 18:52 2/10/00 -0700, Marc wrote:

>BEEN SIGHTING UFOS FOR THE PAST WEEK. RED BLUE, WHITE
>FLASHING LIGHT. ALSO ALIEN BEINGS OF OUT OF BODY
>NATURE. HARMONIC VOICES. BEAMS OF LIGHT BEAMING DOWN
>ON ME IN HOUSE. FREQUENT HUMMING SOUNDS OVER HOUSE.
>WORRIED
>------

If you get any stuff like that and it sounds serious at all, you could tell
them to contact one of the UFO organisations out there, such as
www.ufocenter.com
They'll investigate. Or they could send their report to George Filer, he
investigates as well (http://www.filersfiles.com - [hidden email]). He's
a retired Major (USAF, he used to fly) and would soon find out whether said
person and report is at all serious. In spite of the general opinion, there
are quite a few serious UFO organisations out there, that do their best to
turn UFOs into IFOs. Some of the UFOs that remain unidentified will
doubtlessly show up at one of the future airshows...

Anyway, there is no reason to think the person reporting this is ready to
be sent to a loony bin.
Due to a solar coronal mass ejection that left the Sun on Sept. 25th, more
'lights in the skies' (aurora) were expected as from last Wednesday - not
so sure there were any really though, haven't checked. Doesn't explain the
"out of body" aliens though or the "harmonic voices". Too much X-Files?
Sometimes people add stuff to what they saw, they see something they can't
explain (and which is usually a conventional aircraft or a natural
phenomenon) and their imagination does the rest....
And of course, there must be those that send out stuff like that to sites
about sci-fi programmes just as a joke....

CU

Lieve







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At 18:52 2/10/00 -0700, Marc wrote:
> BEEN SIGHTING UFOS FOR THE PAST WEEK. RED BLUE, WHITE
> FLASHING LIGHT. ALSO ALIEN BEINGS OF OUT OF BODY
> NATURE. HARMONIC VOICES. BEAMS OF LIGHT BEAMING DOWN
> ON ME IN HOUSE. FREQUENT HUMMING SOUNDS OVER HOUSE. WORRIED

Lieve answered:-
> And of course, there must be those that send out stuff like that to sites
> about sci-fi programmes, just as a joke....

Ditto. It was obviously a joke.