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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the base, not an alien was stirring..not even a trace.
The stockings were hung by the lasers with care,
in the hopes Lord Straker wouldn't be there.
The crew were nestled all snug in their bunks
while uncounted presents awaited in trunks.
On the roof of Shado there arose such a clatter, why..it was Lord Straker who bolted to see
what was the matter..He flew down the hall his weapon by his side, only the wet floor below could
break his stride. He stomped on the deck when there
was no disclosure..only to be nailed by the police
for indecent exposure..
This news reached moonbase at the speed of light,
as the staff all awoke in mass delight. Colonel
Foster grabbed Gay Ellis and he held her
tight, as they stepped to the keroke to sing
"Oh What A Night!"
Skydiver observed as all remained stable,
we heard Captain Carlin mutter, this is better than
cable.
But I heard SID exclaim, glad I'm not human or else I would yawn, instead I'm playing top 40 until the dawn.
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