MC.. This is brillant and funny. And after the horrid days I've been through.. {You already know
why..And the fun ain't about yet} I needed this to make me laugh. You should post it on TWM..
You love so to torture Bishy don't you...;}
Poor man.. <EG>
April.. <Still very war-weary>
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How Ed Straker Ruined Christmas
by Amelia Rodgers,© 20 Dec 1998
Commander Straker the SHADO executive
had a very strict reputation
and when his people saw him
they ran to their stations
all of the other operatives
were nice and friendly and without a care
but Ed Straker who runs SHADO
had a very icy stare!
Then one snowy Christmas Eve
Father Christmas came to say
Edward with your eyes so bright
will you fly my sleigh tonight?
Straker looked at the strange figure
in his beard and clothes of red
and to Paul Foster in the Interceptor
this is what he said
UFO in sector eight Paul
and Father Christmas looked at Ed with dread
within minutes Paul fired his missile
and poor Santa he was dead
Alec looked at Ed in horror
Alec looked at him with fear
For God's sake do you know what you did?
Do I have to make it clear????
Ed looked at Alec and seemed unworried
said Santa looked like an alien to me
and that is how Ed killed Santa
and Straker goes down in history!!!
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