Ok,
It's the Christmas season and Jenn and I understand
this is a time for peace on Earth and good will towards men. So, a few out there, you know who you are..have decided to extended our customs beyond our
solar system to a few rebels without a clue from
another galaxy. So be it.
Sure, their ships are faster, their space suits
fit a little tighter and they breathe liquid for
laughs but still, we still believe you get one
of these folks on a good oxygen diet, get them
into a club for a few hours..let them down some
home made 'mudslides' and these son of a guns
might just have a sense of humor under all that
blue skin. Remember that episode of Star Trek where
Spock actually bust out laughing? Well, given time
and the proper guidance, the good will force
known as Shado has a capability to turn one of
these beings loose in Rockefeller Center, in the
heart of good' ol New York and soon, have'em
ice skating with the best and worse of them.
If all else fails..
There's always a visit to Austraila and a guest shot
with Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter." Would be a nice kick to see him pick one of'em up by the back end and watch'em wiggle. We can almost hear ol Stevo now..
"Have a go at this!
An inter galactic species new to Earth and highly
agressive..Downright grumpy if you ask me the little
bloiter! Tests have shown very carnivourous and have
been known to hiss at cha when you get near'em..
Not inclined to bite but they do let loose a barrage
of laser fire that makes an OUTRAGEOUS mess.
I'm gettin' a little tired of this one and even
my best mate, Wes, won't put his hand up the
cloaka to guess the sex of this animal. Best yet
left alone..I'll just drop him back into this
nuclear stock pile so everyone can have a Happy
Christmas! Woooooo :)
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