Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...

Hi all,

Had to break radio silence here as I think the aliens have been using their Timelash tactics again as time seems to have stopped here on Moonbase. Comms seems to be down for the last weeks or so. Got too  engrossed in the 'new' Arpanet E-mail Comms system - Hey, just worked out we're #3 node after BBN and Stanford (sic). Anyway, Arpanet is a dumb name, they should call it the 'internet' or something. Sure wish there was a faster way to navigate around the screen though... all the cursor keys are getting worn out here...

As Lt. Ellis is unable to complete her monthly requisition list, here goes.

Official Moonbase Requision List:

- We're gonna run out of coffee (Java and Kenyan) very soon. We're all pretty grumpy about it. Lt. Ellis' English Tea does doesn't work for most of us
- Desperately need waste breakdown chemicals otherwise something really horrible is going to back-up soon.
- Marmite (it's for the English operatives - love it or hate it, we really need it)
- Someone lost a few pieces from the 3D chess game, and it's driving us all nuts having to use the girls used lipstick cases
- There'a an occasional strange and nasty smell coming from number 3 airlock, no one's admitted anything so far.
- We need new standard LES bulbs in Control, and a new panel assembly on the comms panel (it's never been the same since Commander Foster threw coffee over it - some of the button are still a bit sticky)
- Please can we have the latest update in the music library. Commander Straker may love Wagner, but it's driving most of us nuts. He took our James Last Docket back with him - can we have it back?
- Any news about the new Interceptor? We've got loads of missiles but we're gonna need it real soon.
- A few cans of window cleaner would also be appreciated. Some wise-guy on the last inbound trip allowed his braking rockets to kick-up dist all over the Reception Sphere's observation window, and it really ticks us all off, as that window has some of the best views. Also, it's not good for the morale for visitors.
- We need electrical solder, tape, and a complete new #2 emergency electrical toolkit. Last one got accidentally vaporised after botched repair to the electrical system on the Lunar Module platform.

Well, that's all the really urgent stuff for now.

Signing off, Griff

PS. Whilst checking our security, I noticed this video frame referencing SHADO RESEARCH LABS has leaked out (TCWTL at 40' 55")

http://www.griffwason.com/SHADO_ResearchLabs-ScreenGrab.jpg

S.H.A.D.O. STATION SIX
USA MICHIGAN

RECIEVED MESSAGE WILL FORWARD TO S.H.A.D.O. CONTROL.
SIGNED
CAPTAIN D L YOUNG




________________________________
From: griffwason <[hidden email]>
To: [hidden email]
Sent: Thu, June 2, 2011 3:02:20 PM
Subject: [SHADO] Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...

 
Hi all,

Had to break radio silence here as I think the aliens have been using their
Timelash tactics again as time seems to have stopped here on Moonbase. Comms
seems to be down for the last weeks or so. Got too engrossed in the 'new'
Arpanet E-mail Comms system - Hey, just worked out we're #3 node after BBN and
Stanford (sic). Anyway, Arpanet is a dumb name, they should call it the
'internet' or something. Sure wish there was a faster way to navigate around the
screen though... all the cursor keys are getting worn out here...

As Lt. Ellis is unable to complete her monthly requisition list, here goes.

Official Moonbase Requision List:

- We're gonna run out of coffee (Java and Kenyan) very soon. We're all pretty
grumpy about it. Lt. Ellis' English Tea does doesn't work for most of us
- Desperately need waste breakdown chemicals otherwise something really horrible
is going to back-up soon.
- Marmite (it's for the English operatives - love it or hate it, we really need
it)
- Someone lost a few pieces from the 3D chess game, and it's driving us all nuts
having to use the girls used lipstick cases
- There'a an occasional strange and nasty smell coming from number 3 airlock, no
one's admitted anything so far.
- We need new standard LES bulbs in Control, and a new panel assembly on the
comms panel (it's never been the same since Commander Foster threw coffee over
it - some of the button are still a bit sticky)
- Please can we have the latest update in the music library. Commander Straker
may love Wagner, but it's driving most of us nuts. He took our James Last Docket
back with him - can we have it back?
- Any news about the new Interceptor? We've got loads of missiles but we're
gonna need it real soon.
- A few cans of window cleaner would also be appreciated. Some wise-guy on the
last inbound trip allowed his braking rockets to kick-up dist all over the
Reception Sphere's observation window, and it really ticks us all off, as that
window has some of the best views. Also, it's not good for the morale for
visitors.
- We need electrical solder, tape, and a complete new #2 emergency electrical
toolkit. Last one got accidentally vaporised after botched repair to the
electrical system on the Lunar Module platform.

Well, that's all the really urgent stuff for now.

Signing off, Griff

PS. Whilst checking our security, I noticed this video frame referencing SHADO
RESEARCH LABS has leaked out (TCWTL at 40' 55")

http://www.griffwason.com/SHADO_ResearchLabs-ScreenGrab.jpg




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griffwason wrote:

> - Someone lost a few pieces from the 3D chess game, and it's driving us all nuts having to use the girls used lipstick cases


<snicker> You could use regular chess pieces - they're the same.


> - There'a an occasional strange and nasty smell coming from number 3 airlock, no one's admitted anything so far.


ROFLMAO!

Thanks for the chuckle - I needed it. :o)

Y

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P. S. Were also out of toilet paper.




--- On Thu, 6/2/11, Doug Young <[hidden email]> wrote:

From: Doug Young <[hidden email]>
Subject: Re: [SHADO] Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...
To: [hidden email]
Date: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 3:15 PM















 
 



 


   
     
     
      S.H.A.D.O. STATION SIX

USA MICHIGAN



RECIEVED MESSAGE WILL FORWARD TO S.H.A.D.O. CONTROL.

SIGNED

CAPTAIN D L YOUNG



________________________________

From: griffwason <[hidden email]>

To: [hidden email]

Sent: Thu, June 2, 2011 3:02:20 PM

Subject: [SHADO] Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...



 

Hi all,



Had to break radio silence here as I think the aliens have been using their

Timelash tactics again as time seems to have stopped here on Moonbase. Comms

seems to be down for the last weeks or so. Got too engrossed in the 'new'

Arpanet E-mail Comms system - Hey, just worked out we're #3 node after BBN and

Stanford (sic). Anyway, Arpanet is a dumb name, they should call it the

'internet' or something. Sure wish there was a faster way to navigate around the

screen though... all the cursor keys are getting worn out here...



As Lt. Ellis is unable to complete her monthly requisition list, here goes.



Official Moonbase Requision List:



- We're gonna run out of coffee (Java and Kenyan) very soon. We're all pretty

grumpy about it. Lt. Ellis' English Tea does doesn't work for most of us

- Desperately need waste breakdown chemicals otherwise something really horrible

is going to back-up soon.

- Marmite (it's for the English operatives - love it or hate it, we really need

it)

- Someone lost a few pieces from the 3D chess game, and it's driving us all nuts

having to use the girls used lipstick cases

- There'a an occasional strange and nasty smell coming from number 3 airlock, no

one's admitted anything so far.

- We need new standard LES bulbs in Control, and a new panel assembly on the

comms panel (it's never been the same since Commander Foster threw coffee over

it - some of the button are still a bit sticky)

- Please can we have the latest update in the music library. Commander Straker

may love Wagner, but it's driving most of us nuts. He took our James Last Docket

back with him - can we have it back?

- Any news about the new Interceptor? We've got loads of missiles but we're

gonna need it real soon.

- A few cans of window cleaner would also be appreciated. Some wise-guy on the

last inbound trip allowed his braking rockets to kick-up dist all over the

Reception Sphere's observation window, and it really ticks us all off, as that

window has some of the best views. Also, it's not good for the morale for

visitors.

- We need electrical solder, tape, and a complete new #2 emergency electrical

toolkit. Last one got accidentally vaporised after botched repair to the

electrical system on the Lunar Module platform.



Well, that's all the really urgent stuff for now.



Signing off, Griff



PS. Whilst checking our security, I noticed this video frame referencing SHADO

RESEARCH LABS has leaked out (TCWTL at 40' 55")



http://www.griffwason.com/SHADO_ResearchLabs-ScreenGrab.jpg



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The toilet paper is on the way.  Should be arriving with Ellis' ship of Tea from
her favorite tea maker Jackson's of Piccadilly(er no relation to the doctor of
same name).  However in case of emergency if you will read on the back of the
toilet paper request forms you will see you can use them as a stand in.

James K.




________________________________
From: Darth Garlic <[hidden email]>
To: [hidden email]
Sent: Fri, June 3, 2011 2:49:45 AM
Subject: Re: [SHADO] Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...

 
P. S. Were also out of toilet paper.

--- On Thu, 6/2/11, Doug Young <[hidden email]> wrote:

From: Doug Young <[hidden email]>
Subject: Re: [SHADO] Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...
To: [hidden email]
Date: Thursday, June 2, 2011, 3:15 PM

 

S.H.A.D.O. STATION SIX

USA MICHIGAN

RECIEVED MESSAGE WILL FORWARD TO S.H.A.D.O. CONTROL.

SIGNED

CAPTAIN D L YOUNG

________________________________

From: griffwason <[hidden email]>

To: [hidden email]

Sent: Thu, June 2, 2011 3:02:20 PM

Subject: [SHADO] Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...

 

Hi all,

Had to break radio silence here as I think the aliens have been using their

Timelash tactics again as time seems to have stopped here on Moonbase. Comms

seems to be down for the last weeks or so. Got too engrossed in the 'new'

Arpanet E-mail Comms system - Hey, just worked out we're #3 node after BBN and

Stanford (sic). Anyway, Arpanet is a dumb name, they should call it the

'internet' or something. Sure wish there was a faster way to navigate around the


screen though... all the cursor keys are getting worn out here...

As Lt. Ellis is unable to complete her monthly requisition list, here goes.

Official Moonbase Requision List:

- We're gonna run out of coffee (Java and Kenyan) very soon. We're all pretty

grumpy about it. Lt. Ellis' English Tea does doesn't work for most of us

- Desperately need waste breakdown chemicals otherwise something really horrible


is going to back-up soon.

- Marmite (it's for the English operatives - love it or hate it, we really need

it)

- Someone lost a few pieces from the 3D chess game, and it's driving us all nuts


having to use the girls used lipstick cases

- There'a an occasional strange and nasty smell coming from number 3 airlock, no


one's admitted anything so far.

- We need new standard LES bulbs in Control, and a new panel assembly on the

comms panel (it's never been the same since Commander Foster threw coffee over

it - some of the button are still a bit sticky)

- Please can we have the latest update in the music library. Commander Straker

may love Wagner, but it's driving most of us nuts. He took our James Last Docket


back with him - can we have it back?

- Any news about the new Interceptor? We've got loads of missiles but we're

gonna need it real soon.

- A few cans of window cleaner would also be appreciated. Some wise-guy on the

last inbound trip allowed his braking rockets to kick-up dist all over the

Reception Sphere's observation window, and it really ticks us all off, as that

window has some of the best views. Also, it's not good for the morale for

visitors.

- We need electrical solder, tape, and a complete new #2 emergency electrical

toolkit. Last one got accidentally vaporised after botched repair to the

electrical system on the Lunar Module platform.

Well, that's all the really urgent stuff for now.

Signing off, Griff

PS. Whilst checking our security, I noticed this video frame referencing SHADO

RESEARCH LABS has leaked out (TCWTL at 40' 55")

http://www.griffwason.com/SHADO_ResearchLabs-ScreenGrab.jpg

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Well, no toilet paper or tea-bags on their way from us,  but here  is the latest issue of The Ed Straker Herald, newly published, with loads of new articles, pictures,  and  with further important updates to come throughout the coming weeks.

Later this month there will be a very special announcement regarding Ed Bishop's birthday and The Herald will be giving  his fans a unique opportunity and challenge.
 
Enjoy!  

http://edstraker.net/

Whoo hoo!  I love 'Ask Dr Jackson' and the horiscope, always gives me a giggle.

Nat



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From: Lightcudder <[hidden email]>
To: [hidden email]
Sent: Saturday, 4 June 2011 5:28 AM
Subject: [SHADO] Re: Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...


 


Well, no toilet paper or tea-bags on their way from us,  but here  is the latest issue of The Ed Straker Herald, newly published, with loads of new articles, pictures,  and  with further important updates to come throughout the coming weeks.

Later this month there will be a very special announcement regarding Ed Bishop's birthday and The Herald will be giving  his fans a unique opportunity and challenge.

Enjoy!

http://edstraker.net/


 

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It has been very quiet here of late, so I just made a S.H.A.D.O. wallpaper
and placed it in a new wallpaper folder in the files section.


Cheers,

Dave B


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Hi,
 
albeit a bit late Mike Billington's biography is now published to the Ed Straker Herald as commemoration, thanks to the Mike Billington fanclub, along with a nice photo page.
 
Stay tuned for more updates to the Herald!
 
Greetings
 
An
 
http://edstraker.net

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most of you have seen the ufo that some one made in the files section, and i am going to post a more accurate ufo paper model and how to press mold the shells out of a soda bottle's clear plastic as soon as things slow down for me here.
the ufo corvette stye model will be about 4 inches tall, and use mirrored chrome paper.
you can also glue wrapping foil to paper for the chrome effect. after you print out the parts.
and even groove them 3-d into the foil if you want to.
thanks for the wall paper!!!
jim

--- On Sat, 6/4/11, Dai-Andrew: Buckley <[hidden email]> wrote:


From: Dai-Andrew: Buckley <[hidden email]>
Subject: Re: [SHADO] Re: Sure is quiet here on Moonbase...
To: [hidden email]
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 3:32 AM


 



It has been very quiet here of late, so I just made a S.H.A.D.O. wallpaper
and placed it in a new wallpaper folder in the files section.

Cheers,

Dave B

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Hi again,
 
and OOOPS! Major blooper here!
 
As reader Regan just told us, the end of Dragon's phantastic story "Skulls of Xhia Kum" got inadvertantly truncated while saving to the June issue. The end (and it is such a nice end) had gone AWOL.
 
So now, for all who have missed the end it so far, it has been corrected and that wonderful story that we are so happy to present is complete now.
 
So sorry, :-)
 
Cheers
 
An

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