The Dalotek Affair (Song Parody Included)

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HEADS UP!!!


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In message <[hidden email]>, Yuchtar
<[hidden email]> writes
>Hi, Diane!
><lovely name, that ... ;-)
>Welcome!

Hi Yuchtar & thanks for the welcome! :-)

>Whoo!! We're gonna get along great - so long as you understand, Paul is
>mine, kay? Mine mine MINE!
><smiling sweetly>
>But I don't mind sharing ...
>{{8-)

Ooh Ta! :))

><eyebrows narrowed> What are you plotting?????????

Errr...Nothing. *lifts eyes to heaven & starts to whistle!*

>Huh?? Why? What have you got to put up that we haven't seen?
><fluffing kerplop cushion>
>
>Which reminds me, Diane! You need to get yourself a kerplop cushion!
>That's so you won't keep hitting the floor whenever you keel over from
>seeing a particularly scrumptious photo of our UFO guys ....

I have three cats that will probably do the same job!!! Well, they
always seem to be under my feet anyhow!! :-)
>
><blink>
>ROFL!
>Okay, I can see you're gonna fit in just GREAT around here!
><giggle>

:-) Yes, both the Jobcentre & the Mental Institution felt SHADO might be
best placed to find a niche for me..... :)

.....Yes, but it's still mostly an everything thing, there isn't any
part I don't like, if I'm honest. <gulp>
Di

In message <[hidden email]>, [hidden email] writes
>He bought the chest hair and the glue at Marks and Spencer, Di. Sad but true.

Hmm - might be the sales revival tonic Marks & Sparks are looking for
then! :-)
Di

In message <v04210101b70b8ba8798d@[10.0.0.2]>, Marc Martin
<[hidden email]> writes
Uh-oh....you mean, you have some kerplop pictures of Vladek Sheybal for
me?;-)

--
Suzanne Sutherland
aka drdougjackson

--- In SHADO@y..., Diane Bentley <diane@d...> wrote:
> Yup - I already found Mike Billington's site - I came across it
> after I caught my first (re-run) episode a few weeks back (the
> one where Paul first joins SHADO. Like the true plonker I am, I
> can't even remember the name of the episode)

Exposed. I believe that's also the first episode where you get to see
Ed's biggest fan...

> I typed in the name on Yahoo search and was amazed when his site
> came straight up. I don't think I'll ever pluck up the courage to
> email him though.

Oh go on. He's a great guy, and seems genuinely interested in hearing
from us, as the other Gals here can attest. He answers all his emails
straight away.

> Besides, the last Capricorn I knew kept landing all his dirty
> laundry on me to wash & iron - so maybe it's best to leave
> sleeping "legends" lie....!! :)

Nah. Mike would never do that. He's too nice a guy.


ttfn,
Teresa

Diane Bentley wrote:

> Sorry to hear you haven't been well - hope you feel better soon.
> In the meantime, I'm now trying to work out whether I need to pre-order
> a batch of extra-strong blood pressure tablets.....? :-)

Just make sure to lay in plenty of fresh batteries.
My, I *am* a cheeky rascal. ;)
Maybe you could share some UFO portraits with us...?
Welcome aboard, Leftenant.
Anthony
Shado Special Services, official office bum patter.

[hidden email] wrote:

> Hopefully I'll be out of Mayland Hospital in time to see these kerplop
> photos Marc is tantalizing me about (VBG)

Hey how about more Lt. Ellis kerplop photos??? Well... every Lt. Ellis photo
is a kerplop photo...
A

Oh.....and me - I want them tooooooo!!!! :o)

Cheers,
Lesleyxx

In message <[hidden email]>, Teresa <[hidden email]> writes
>--- In SHADO@y..., Suzanne Sutherland <suzanne@s...> wrote:
>
>>
>> That's great!!! I've been waiting for the new members to arrive
>> because of Sci-Fi's Sunday screening. Welcome aboard. Watch out
>> Colonel Freeman doesn't pat your bum.
>
>He got me last week while I wasn't looking. Damn.

LOL!!

And he gives you a very cheesy grin while he's doing it. I should know,
he really likes mine;-)

<snipps>

>>
>> Heh, heh, heh, well, you're in good company. Paul was the man who
>> got me hooked onto UFO in the first place. I used to watch each
>> week to see if (a) he was going to be in tonight's episode and (b)
>> what colour his wig was going to be ;-)
>
>Jeez why did he wear that damn wig anyway?!?! He actually looked more
>youthful (and a helluva lot cuter) with the sideburns and the high
>hairline.

Well, in answer to your question, I think Sylvia Anderson had a say in
that. At the time, wigs were very much in fashion. I can remember my
mother spending quite a bit of money on a couple of decent-looking wigs.
And since Sylvia was the Goddess behind Century 21 fashions, I'm sure
she thought that's the sort of thing people would be wearing in the
1980's. Oh well, predicting is a chancy business anyway.

I think Paul looked especially delicious in episodes like The Sound of
Silence, Mindbender, Timelash and The Long Sleep. These are much later
episodes and I think the wig(s) he's wearing suit him very well. Having
said that, he looks delightful in his own 'high' hairline and sideburns,
too.
>
>
>BTW Anyone know how much of Mike's hair is his own these days? In the
>picture on his current info page, it looks like his own, given the
>amount of hair he had back in 1970.

I think he's a bit on the 'wispy' side now but he looks lovely. He's
finally realised just how much UFO has stuck in the minds of the people
who watched UFO all those years ago.

There is an interview he gave in the '80's (I believe). I'm certain you
can find it on Marc's website. He is very castigating of UFO in that
interview. It's almost shocking to read. I remember first reading it
in 1997 and thought, "Oh well, maybe he will realise one day just how
important UFO is." I'm glad to say that he has found out he still has
lots of fans and we think of him with lots of affection. Having said
that, I still think he needs to eat his words;-)

Be careful of the words you speak for one day you may have to eat them.
This was a motto in my History teacher's room in the 8th grade. How
true.

>FWIW I'll take bald over a rug any
>day of the week. (works for Peter Gordeno :-) see his convention
>shots, his shaved head is *cool*).

Peter really looks lovely. I hope he's cancer-free now and it stays
away. Dancers are pretty strong people and I'm sure his general health
is very good.

I'd love to dance with him one day but he'd have to give me lessons
first!

>I never had the nerve to ask him in
>my correspondence. Although he's pretty good natured when it comes to
>answering questions via email.

Who? Peter Gordeno or Mike B.? If Peter G also had an e-mail addy,
please may I have it?

<Heart flutter!!>

Bye for now,
--
SuzannEd Sutherland

--- In SHADO@y..., Suzanne Sutherland <suzanne@s...> wrote:
> >FWIW I'll take bald over a rug any
> >day of the week. (works for Peter Gordeno :-) see his convention
> >shots, his shaved head is *cool*).
>
> Peter really looks lovely. I hope he's cancer-free now and it stays
> away. Dancers are pretty strong people and I'm sure his general
> health is very good.

Wow. I didn't know he had been sick. You sure couldn't tell by his
photos. He looked great.

>
> I'd love to dance with him one day but he'd have to give me lessons
> first!
>

I *do* know how to dance. I danced ballroom in college (but only at
the Bronze level)

Peter, if you are reading:

Care to Tango???

> >I never had the nerve to ask him in
> >my correspondence. Although he's pretty good natured when it comes
> >to answering questions via email.
>
> Who? Peter Gordeno or Mike B.?

Mike B. His email on his website. He answers most if not all email
straight away. Nice Guy. ;-)

> If Peter G also had an e-mail addy,
> please may I have it?
>
> <Heart flutter!!>
>
I wish!!


> Bye for now,
> --
> SuzannEd Sutherland

ta ta for now
Teresa

Diane Bentley wrote:

> ><eyebrows narrowed> What are you plotting?????????
>
> Errr...Nothing. *lifts eyes to heaven & starts to whistle!*

<looking dubious>

> >Huh?? Why? What have you got to put up that we haven't seen?
> ><fluffing kerplop cushion>
> >
> >Which reminds me, Diane! You need to get yourself a kerplop cushion!
> >That's so you won't keep hitting the floor whenever you keel over from
> >seeing a particularly scrumptious photo of our UFO guys ....
>
> I have three cats that will probably do the same job!!! Well, they
> always seem to be under my feet anyhow!! :-)

CAT PERSON TOO! <bounce bounce>
Oh, but don't kerplop on the kitties - mustn't kerplop on the kitties
...

> ><blink>
> >ROFL!
> >Okay, I can see you're gonna fit in just GREAT around here!
> ><giggle>
>
> :-) Yes, both the Jobcentre & the Mental Institution felt SHADO might be
> best placed to find a niche for me..... :)

<snicker snort>

{{8-)

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In message <[hidden email]>, A.Taylor
<[hidden email]> writes
>Just make sure to lay in plenty of fresh batteries.
>My, I *am* a cheeky rascal. ;)

I'm still trying to source a kerplop cushion Anthony - I'll have to work
my way around to getting the batteries ....;@

>Maybe you could share some UFO portraits with us...?
>Welcome aboard, Leftenant.
>Anthony

Thank you very much Sir :) I'd actually really like to do one large UFO
portrait with all the regulars in it. If I succeed I'll let ya know!

>Shado Special Services, official office bum patter.

Ah, so it's you then?? And there we all were blaming Alec...!
Di

Diane Bentley wrote:

> I'm still trying to source a kerplop cushion Anthony - I'll have to work
> my way around to getting the batteries ....;@
>

Try http://www.kerplopindustries.com/~billington.html
Even comes with his face imprinted on it. :D

>
> >Maybe you could share some UFO portraits with us...?
> >Welcome aboard, Leftenant.
> >Anthony
>
> Thank you very much Sir :) I'd actually really like to do one large UFO
> portrait with all the regulars in it. If I succeed I'll let ya know!
>

Sounds cool. Make sure you drop in a vehicle or two as well.

>
> >Shado Special Services, official office bum patter.
>
> Ah, so it's you then?? And there we all were blaming Alec...!
> Di

He nipped my moves, the rotter.
Wow, and I am not even a Brit.
LOL.
AT
;)

In message <[hidden email]>, A.Taylor
<[hidden email]> writes
>Try http://www.kerplopindustries.com/~billington.html
>Even comes with his face imprinted on it. :D

Tried them. They said they'd sold out of Billington kerplops & could I
make do instead with the bloke who mans the radar at SHADO HQ.... :(

>Sounds cool. Make sure you drop in a vehicle or two as well.

uueew - that's the difficult bit!

>He nipped my moves, the rotter.
>Wow, and I am not even a Brit.
>LOL.
>AT
>;)

Just so long as Ed Straker doesn't catch you at it then...!
Di