12 days of Christmas UFO style?

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<< Don't be too impressed at my command of languages, I got all these
off :>>

In response, here's my seasonal greeting for you to decipher:

http://www.pipingdesign.com/xmascard.jpg

Really only works for English-speakers, though, sorry if it's been seen
before by net vets.

Paul

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> http://www.pipingdesign.com/xmascard.jpg >>
>
> Okay, after running it through SHADO's cryptology computers, I
deciphered
>
> We fish (wish) ewe (you) mare (merry) (I think that bird is a crane,
can't
> make it out exactly but crane (chris) Moose (mas) Panda (and a )
hippo
> (happy) gnu (new) deer (year)
> So how did I score, Lieutenant Bowers?
> Amelia : - )

You missed the egret (so did I). Maybe we should upgrade the SHADO
machines from Sinclair ZX-80 era technology...

Best holiday wishes,

Paul

In message <[hidden email]>, [hidden email] writes

<snip>

>On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve human organs,
>eleven Hendersons hindering H.Q., ten radar screens, nine Interceptors
>intercepting, eight Fosters in the sauna, seven scowling Strakers, six Nehru
>jackets, five liquid breathing aliens, four codes Ford fouled up, three
>pickup lines from Alec Freeman, two messages from SID and a UFO episode onmy
>TV!

ROTFL!! Brilliant, Amelia, take a bow:-)
>
>Have a merry Christmas everyone, a Happy Christmas, Froehliche Weihnachten
>und ein glückliches Neues Jahr, Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo , Pax
>hominibus bonae voluntatis , etc. etc. etc.
>Don't be too impressed at my command of languages, I got all these off :
>
>http://www.flw.com/merry.htm
>

Have a good one, Amelia, and a healthy 2001!
--
SuzannEd Sutherland

Amelia wrote:

>hominibus bonae voluntatis , etc. etc. etc.

Call it what you will, I think I've got it (Ouch)! <g>
.
.
On the n'th day of Amelia's poem, the washing machine broke
down!.. <g>
(Perhaps 'the small print' on the warranty doesn't cover
the non-sober use of white-shirts and coffee cups/mugs <g>)

Thanks, Amelia!

Suzanne wrote:
>Have a good one, Amelia, and a healthy 2001!
firdid

--
Rob Hemmings

----- Original Message -----
From: <[hidden email]>
Subject: [SHADO] 12 days of Christmas UFO style?

LOL!



Have a merry Christmas everyone, a Happy Christmas, Froehliche Weihnachten
und ein glückliches Neues Jahr, Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo , Pax
hominibus bonae voluntatis , etc. etc. etc.
Don't be too impressed at my command of languages, I got all these off :

Hey! What about 'Joyeux Noël' !???

--Anny
<lower lip quivering>
;-)
Joyeux Noel, everybody!

*Have a merry Christmas everyone, a Happy Christmas, Froehliche
Weihnachten
*und ein glückliches Neues Jahr, Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo , Pax
*hominibus bonae voluntatis , etc. etc. etc.
*Don't be too impressed at my command of languages, I got all these off
:
_____________________________________________________________

Hey! What about 'Joyeux Noël' !???

--Anny
<lower lip quivering>
;-)
Joyeux Noel, everybody!
****************************
Merry Christmas to you as well, eh.

On December 25 morning, Jean-Sébastien Dussault and I will be discussing
a few Christmas legends and myths (in French) on Radio-Canada's morning
special with
Josée Chaboillez. If you want to hear me *properly* mangle the French
language/have a liguistic experience and you're in transmitter range,
tune in.

Dunno if the show is going out across the whole radio network or even if
it's available over the net, but if it is you'd find it here at the
appropriate time:

http://radio-canada.ca/util/endirect/premiere.ram

The recording was done Thursday, and I'm not sure how they're going to
splice it but I think bits'n'pieces will be scattered throughout the
program.

Paul (UFO and urban legends are related based on the body parts stealing
theme)
Montreal
____

6 h 05 (EST)
2000 et un matin
Émission en direct. Un trait d'union entre ceux qui, en famille, entre
amis ou en solitaire se relèvent du réveillon ou préparent le prochain.
Une présence privilégiée en cette journée où on espère quand même
quelque chose qui ressemble à un cadeau. Josée Chaboillez sera l'hôte
d'un matin pas tout à fait comme les autres. Un matin où on essayera de
voir si nos dons et notre charité sont bien dirigés. Ce que ça veut
vraiment dire d'offrir un cadeau.
Sujets : L'éclipse partielle qui aura lieu le matin de Noël. - La
psychologie du cadeau : ce que ça veut dire de donner et de recevoir. -
Une tournée des missions et des refuges au pays en ce matin de Noël. -
Rencontre avec des éleveurs de rennes dans l'Ouest canadien. - Tour des
stations de ski du pays. Animation : Josée Chaboillez. Réalisation de
Sylvie Lavoie.
Bulletins réseau : 6 h, 7 h, 8 h, 9 h et 10 h

http://www.radio-canada.ca/hci2/1rechaine/horaires/001225I.HTM

[hidden email] wrote:

> On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight Fosters in the
> sauna,


KERPLOP!

> Have a merry Christmas everyone, a Happy Christmas, Froehliche Weihnachten
> und ein glückliches Neues Jahr, Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo , Pax
> hominibus bonae voluntatis , etc. etc. etc.
> Don't be too impressed at my command of languages, I got all these off :
>
> http://www.flw.com/merry.htm
>
> Amelia : - D

Darn! I can't remember how to write it in Klingon and can't find my
notes <grrrrr>

Oh, well, yIn ni' je cHep!

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Paul Bowers wrote:

> << Don't be too impressed at my command of languages, I got all these
> off :>>
>
> In response, here's my seasonal greeting for you to decipher:
>
> http://www.pipingdesign.com/xmascard.jpg
>
> Really only works for English-speakers, though, sorry if it's been seen
> before by net vets.

But .......... why is the mare smoking?????


Amelia:
<<
Okay, after running it through SHADO's cryptology computers, I
deciphered

We fish (wish) ewe (you) mare (merry) (I think that bird is a crane,
can't
make it out exactly but crane (chris) Moose (mas) Panda (and a ) hippo
(happy) gnu (new) deer (year)
So how did I score, Lieutenant Bowers?
>>

We FISH EWE a MARE EGRETT MOOSE PANDA HIPPO GNU DEER

But - why oh why is the mare smoking????????


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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Yuchtar writes:

> > http://www.pipingdesign.com/xmascard.jpg

> But .......... why is the mare smoking?????

Looks to me like one of those nose ring thingies you see on some kids
these days (attached to a chain)...

If you ask me, the gnu looks like he's definitely been smoking
*something* and Bullwinkle, well, he's Bullwinkle.

Paul