A Short Story

Ode to a Shadair Flight

Off into the sun it roared on full afterburner, looking like something once owned by Ted Turner.

With its speed exceeding mach 4, one
nervous operative hoped, please no one open the door.

As the movie played on, the bird made its way,
two weeks in America they were here to stay.

Endless shockwaves and booms did abide..it was
evident, those inside were enjoying the ride.

Lt.Ellis sat draped beside Colonel Paul,
finally these two had made the right call.

Up front was our pilot, the proud Alec Freeman,
of hot Vegas nights and those leggy strippers he
was a dreamin'

When back in coach came a bloke of a suspicious
notion, he right away caused quite a commotion.
Foster jumped on the case, making short work out of one mans' face. Beaten and torn he was thrown to the
floor, as a weak voice begged, "Please Mr.Paul, I can't
take anymore." After a shot to the ribs, his face turned bright red, as Paul locked him steadfast in the 3rd class head.

He turned back to Gay and proclaimed, "No worries, love, I'll take care of this zero." Foster pulled up his guitar and sang, "Let Me Be Your Hero."

The SST landed in Vegas with a three-pointer so
brilliantly mastered, as police came aboard to collect
the basta*d. Cuffed and chained this dude was a mess,
as he blurted out, "I must confess! It's the end for
me I'm just a faker, am I going meet my maker?"

"No such luck" replied the undertaker, "You're spending the weekend with Commander Ed Straker!" :)


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[hidden email] wrote:

> Ode to a Shadair Flight

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> Up front was our pilot, the proud Alec Freeman,
> of hot Vegas nights and those leggy strippers he
> was a dreamin'

<snicker>

> He turned back to Gay and proclaimed, "No worries, love, I'll take care of this zero." Foster pulled up his guitar and sang, "Let Me Be Your Hero."
>

LOL! Foster plays guitar?

Nice one!

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A request has come forward for this to be placed in the Library - so, whose
is it?
Deborah

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Ode to a Shadair Flight

Off into the sun it roared on full afterburner, looking like something
once owned by Ted Turner.

With its speed exceeding mach 4, one
nervous operative hoped, please no one open the door.

As the movie played on, the bird made its way,
two weeks in America they were here to stay.

Endless shockwaves and booms did abide..it was
evident, those inside were enjoying the ride.

Lt.Ellis sat draped beside Colonel Paul,
finally these two had made the right call.

Up front was our pilot, the proud Alec Freeman,
of hot Vegas nights and those leggy strippers he
was a dreamin'

When back in coach came a bloke of a suspicious
notion, he right away caused quite a commotion.
Foster jumped on the case, making short work out of one mans' face. Beaten
and torn he was thrown to the
floor, as a weak voice begged, "Please Mr.Paul, I can't
take anymore." After a shot to the ribs, his face turned bright red, as Paul
locked him steadfast in the 3rd class head.

He turned back to Gay and proclaimed, "No worries, love, I'll take care of
this zero." Foster pulled up his guitar and sang, "Let Me Be Your Hero."

The SST landed in Vegas with a three-pointer so
brilliantly mastered, as police came aboard to collect
the basta*d. Cuffed and chained this dude was a mess,
as he blurted out, "I must confess! It's the end for
me I'm just a faker, am I going meet my maker?"

"No such luck" replied the undertaker, "You're spending the weekend with
Commander Ed Straker!" :)


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Maybe I should clarify this for Denise.
Since everyone else on this board took the story
for what it was worth. A little piece that gave
the members a few chuckles.

1. Denise, you need to relax and understand we're on this board to exchange ideas and have some fun along the way.

2. Why don't you put something orginal down on e-mail in about 20 minutes and submit it to the board for review. As a poetry editor, this should be quick work for you. I would look forward to reading something of
yours.

3. Yes, I was talking to you.

4. The no one under 18 remark went in conjunction with
Entertainment Only clause. It was not in reference your age.

Jay

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Well, Jay. Obviously you WERE offended. So sorry to have desired a little
talent along with the storyline. I'll know better next time just what to
expect.
Denise

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[hidden email] wrote:

> In a message dated 1/11/02 7:40:58 AM Pacific Standard Time,
> [hidden email] writes:
>
> > A request has come forward for this to be placed in the Library - so, whose
> > is it?
> > Deborah
>
> Mine if Jay (the author)allows it? I can only speak for myself and the
> Klingon, we were giggling!

Hey, I never knew Foster played guitar.
<Yuchtar shakes her booty to Foster's guitar stylings>
Yeah, baby!

> Jay, wanna break into the library? Are you aware of the library? Say it can
> go there, orI'll send the Klingon after you <giggle>
> Seriously, I liked it,so let Deborah know :- D

LOL!
Well, hey, a little frivolity never hurt. 8-)

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Yuchtar,

Glad to hear you liked it.

Sent an e-mail to Deborah at the library this morning and have no problem with it being admitted.

Please call off the Klingon lol!

Jay


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Denise Felt wrote:
>
> Well, Jay. Obviously you WERE offended. So sorry to have desired a little
> talent along with the storyline. I'll know better next time just what to
> expect.
> Denise

Well Golly.
Can we keep the snide comments about which fan writers have talent and
which don't off the list?
Don't make me turn this car around, kiddies!
AT