Annual Tradition - UFO Christmas UFO Incident

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> Hi all, here is our annual UFO Christmas UFO Incident.
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> The UFO Incident Before Christmas
> by Dave Walsh
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> 'Twas the night before Christmas, and out in deep
> space,
> Not a creature was stirring on SHADO Moonbase;
> The spacesuits were hung in the lockers, so cute
> In case they'd be needed for a jump in the chute.
> The pilots were nestled all snug in their cots,
> While visions of UFO's spun in their thoughts.
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> And Paul in his Nehru, and Gay in her skirt
> Were sitting on watch, and starting to flirt
> When from SID's connection there came such a clamor
> Like the sound of a bell sharply struck by a hammer!
> Away to the monitor they flew like a flash,
> (Hoping the girls weren't writing more slash!)
>
> The lights of the monitor gave off a glow
> Just as an Intruder had started to show
> Before they could ask about its speed rate,
> SID had announced, "Velocity, SOL 8".
> When suddenly all of their thoughts gave a glimmer
> To the same notion, "It must be a Spinner!"
> With a driver so vile, wearing a red suit
> To kidnap some humans, the evil galoot!
>
> More rapid than light, his agents they came,
> And he telepathically called them by name:
> "Now Croxley, now Collins, now Turner, now Craig and
> On Roper, on Turner, on Fraser and Regan!
> To the Dalotek base, then flashing by SID,
> Get us to Earth, and truly well-hid!"
>
> As a bat out of hell, his UFO flew,
> While out of their crater the Interceptors spew;
> They took their positions, their missiles they
> fired,
> Each one had missed, (They must have been tired!),
> The UFO sailed on straight to the Earth,
> While the Interceptors returned, without proving
> their worth.
>
> SHADO Command called Sky 1 in flight
> And told Captain Carlin to set everything right.
> He lined up the UFO for a well-placed shot,
> But he also missed (He was as drunk as a sot!),
> So out came the Mobiles, the minivan-tanks,
> But the UFO just sailed over their ranks!
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> In Straker's back yard the UFO landed,
> (It was a bad grounding, they just might be
> stranded!)
> When out of the craft, just who should appear,
> But an alien in red, covered with silver gear!
> He entered the house, his intent still unknown,
> But when he searched it, no one was home;
> So he waited for Straker to return to his place
> (In order to grab him and take him to space?)
>
> When Straker returned to his home, which was locked,
> He had Alec Freeman with him (Who was crocked!);
> Also accompanying was Virginia Lake
> Who saw the UFO and cried, "It's a fake!"
> But Straker knew at once it was real,
> And realized 'twas he that they'd come to steal;
> So drawing his pistol, and kicking the door,
> (Poor Colonel Freeman passed out on the floor!)
> Ed leapt through the door and fired a shot--
> But did he hit him? (I'm afraid not!)
> The alien had in his hands a small gift
> Just to give Straker's poor spirits a lift;
> An alien fruitcake, their highest reward;
> (Which here on Earth is largely deplored!)
> But Ed was not in a gift-giving mood,
> (Especially with such a God-awful food!)
> So he shot him again,right straight in the chest,
> Sending the alien to his final rest.
> Ed's final words to the green fluid-sucker?
> He shouted out, "Merry Christmas, Mother******!"
> (So Straker's words don't cause any friction,
> He just watched a video of the film "Pulp Fiction"!)
>
> A SHADO cleanup crew was hastily called,
> and back to the base the ET was hauled;
> His space craft was strapped tightly down to a
> truck,
> But before they could leave, it dissolved into muck;
> But hung-over Alec, still full of good cheer,
> Mumbled, "Happy Christmas to all, and a Happy New
> Year!"
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>
> enjoy;
> Steve Christensen
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>  
> Hi all, here is our annual UFO Christmas UFO Incident.
>  
>
> The UFO Incident Before Christmas
> by Dave  Walsh
>
>
> 'Twas the night before Christmas, and out in  deep
> space,
> Not a creature was stirring on SHADO  Moonbase;
> The spacesuits were hung in the lockers, so cute
> In  case they'd be needed for a jump in the chute.
> The pilots were nestled  all snug in their cots,
> While visions of UFO's spun in their  thoughts.
>
> And Paul in his Nehru, and Gay in her skirt
>  Were sitting on watch, and starting to flirt
> When from SID's  connection there came such a clamor
> Like the sound of a bell sharply  struck by a hammer!
> Away to the monitor they flew like a  flash,
> (Hoping the girls weren't writing more slash!)
>
>  The lights of the monitor gave off a glow
> Just as an Intruder had  started to show
> Before they could ask about its speed rate,
>  SID had announced, "Velocity, SOL 8".
> When suddenly all of their  thoughts gave a glimmer
> To the same notion, "It must be a  Spinner!"
> With a driver so vile, wearing a red suit
> To kidnap  some humans, the evil galoot!
>
> More rapid than light, his  agents they came,
> And he telepathically called them by name:
>  "Now Croxley, now Collins, now Turner, now Craig and
> On Roper, on  Turner, on Fraser and Regan!
> To the Dalotek base, then flashing by  SID,
> Get us to Earth, and truly well-hid!"
>
> As a bat  out of hell, his UFO flew,
> While out of their crater the Interceptors  spew;
> They took their positions, their missiles they
>  fired,
> Each one had missed, (They must have been tired!),
> The  UFO sailed on straight to the Earth,
> While the Interceptors returned,  without proving
> their worth.
>
> SHADO Command called Sky  1 in flight
> And told Captain Carlin to set everything right.
>  He lined up the UFO for a well-placed shot,
> But he also missed (He was  as drunk as a sot!),
> So out came the Mobiles, the  minivan-tanks,
> But the UFO just sailed over their ranks!
>  
> In Straker's back yard the UFO landed,
> (It was a bad  grounding, they just might be
> stranded!)
> When out of the  craft, just who should appear,
> But an alien in red, covered with  silver gear!
> He entered the house, his intent still unknown,
>  But when he searched it, no one was home;
> So he waited for Straker to  return to his place
> (In order to grab him and take him to  space?)
>
> When Straker returned to his home, which was  locked,
> He had Alec Freeman with him (Who was crocked!);
> Also  accompanying was Virginia Lake
> Who saw the UFO and cried, "It's a  fake!"
> But Straker knew at once it was real,
> And realized  'twas he that they'd come to steal;
> So drawing his pistol, and kicking  the door,
> (Poor Colonel Freeman passed out on the floor!)
> Ed  leapt through the door and fired a shot--
> But did he hit him? (I'm  afraid not!)
> The alien had in his hands a small gift
> Just to  give Straker's poor spirits a lift;
> An alien fruitcake, their highest  reward;
> (Which here on Earth is largely deplored!)
> But Ed was  not in a gift-giving mood,
> (Especially with such a God-awful  food!)
> So he shot him again,right straight in the chest,
>  Sending the alien to his final rest.
> Ed's final words to the green  fluid-sucker?
> He shouted out, "Merry Christmas, Mother******!"
>  (So Straker's words don't cause any friction,
> He just watched a video  of the film "Pulp Fiction"!)
>
> A SHADO cleanup crew was hastily  called,
> and back to the base the ET was hauled;
> His space  craft was strapped tightly down to a
> truck,
> But before they  could leave, it dissolved into muck;
> But hung-over Alec, still full of  good cheer,
> Mumbled, "Happy Christmas to all, and a Happy New
>  Year!"
>
>
> enjoy;
> Steve  Christensen
>