SHADO the Musical Song

To the tune of "On the Street Where you Live" (I knew that High School pit
band position would come in handy someday!) from
My Fair Lady


I have often walked, through these corridors
But Lt Ford knows better than to stop and stare
All at once my hair is several shades lighter up there
Knowing I'm in command of you all!

Are there mobiles there out in Canada?
Can you blow up crap much better in any other town?
Does enchantment pour out of Alec Freeman's pores?
No I'm just in command of it all!

And oh! That dizzying feeling
When I hold that rock from the moon
The overpowering feeling
That any second Foster may suddenly appear!

Ellis stops and stares, She doesn't bother me
Because I've got another excuse to photograph her knees
Let the UFO's fly, I won't care because
I'm right here in command of it all!

Your Pal
captphil
Dept of: Be careful what you ask for....you may get it!

>To the tune of "On the Street Where you Live" (I knew that High School pit
band position would come in handy someday!) from
My Fair Lady

Okay. I'm really scared now.

Jess

At 11:16 AM 7/1/03 -0400, you wrote:
>To the tune of "Just You Wait Henry Higgins" from
>My Fair Lady


Sung by General James Henderson


Just you wait Edward Straker, just you wait!
You'll be sorry but your requisitions just too late!
SHADO will be broke, and I'll have money
Listen to your elder little sonny!
Just you wait Edward Straker, just you wait!

Just you wait Edward Straker, till you're sick!
And you scream when you hear me bleating like a sheep
I'll be gone a second later, get the shears? I'm going to shave ya!
Oh ho ho, Edward Straker, just you wait!

Ooooooh Edward Straker!
Just you wait until were sinking in the sea!
Ooooooh Edward Straker!
And you get cramped up in skydiver you'll see!
When you yell you're going down, I'll get dressed
and go to town! Oh ho ho, Edward Straker!

Oh ho ho, Edward Straker, just you wait!
One day I'll be running SHADO, I'll be mooing like some cattle!
I'll change every name on every plane to Henderson!
One evening Col Lake will say
"Oh James, you old thing"
I want all of England your animal noises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim James Henderson Day!
All of SHADO will celebrate the glory of you
And whatever you wish and want they'll gladly do."

"Thanks a lot, Lake" says I, in a manner well-bred;
But all I want is Edward Strakers head!"
"Done," says Col Lake with a wink.
"Alec, run and bring in the fink!"

Then they'll march you, Edward Straker to the wall;
And Col Lake will tell me: "James, you sound the call."
As they lift their rifles higher, I'll shout:
"Ready! Aim! Fire!"

Oh ho ho, Edward Straker, just you wait!
Down you'll go, Edward Straker!
Just you wait!

>Phil Merkel <[hidden email]>
sang:
>To the tune of "On the Street Where you Live" (I knew that High School pit
>band position would come in handy someday!) from
>My Fair Lady

Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! Take a bow! *grin*

Denise (who -- unlike her daughter-- believes that real people actually do
spontaneously break into song)

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>Phil Merkel <[hidden email]>
sang again:
>At 11:16 AM 7/1/03 -0400, you wrote:
> >To the tune of "Just You Wait Henry Higgins" from
> >My Fair Lady
>
>Sung by General James Henderson

Don't stop now, Phil. You've got a hit musical on your hands!

Denise

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>To the tune of "Wouldn't it be Loverly" from
>My Fair Lady

Sung by Lt Mark Bradley

- Wouldn't It be Loverly?


All I want is a Interceptor
That flys fast, maybe SOL point 4
With one real comfy chair,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of missles for me to bring
Not just one what were they think-'in
Blow up some spinning thing
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Aow, so loverly flying alsobloomin lutely fast
I would never lose any parts
fallin' off my starboard wing!

Lt Ellis getting dressed near me
Can't you see this is better than TV?
She shows her silver outfit to me
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly
[REPEAT]